A lecturer was giving a lecture to his student on stress management.

He raised a glass of water and asked the audience, "How heavy do you
think this glass of water is?"

The students' answers ranged from 20g to 500gm.

"It does not matter on the absolute weight. It depends on how long you
hold it. If I hold it for a minute, it is Ok.

A wise man once sat in the audience & cracked a joke.

All laughed like crazy. After a moment he cracked the same joke again and a little less people laughed this time.

He cracked the same joke again & again, When there was no laughter in the crowd,he smiled and said

"When u can't laugh on the same joke again & again, then why do u keep crying over the same thing over and over again."

A student asks a teacher...''What is love?''
The teacher said "in order to answer your question,go to the wheat field and choose the biggest wheat and come back.....But the rule is 'You can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick'"

The student went to the field,go through the first row,he saw 1 big wheat,but he wonders...... may be there is a bigger one next....

Then he saw another bigger one....but he thought may be there is an even bigger one waiting for him....

Later when he finished half of the wheat field...he starts to realize that the wheat is not as big as the previous one he saw.

He knew he has missed the biggest one,and he regretted.

Why did the British leave INDIA iN 1947?
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Because they came to kNow a baby Named RajiNikaNth will be borN iN 1949!!

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The newly got symbol for the rupee is actually rajnikanth''s signature.


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Rajnikanth once wrote his autobiography...
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Today that book is known as Guiness Book of World records..

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1+0=1
1*0=0
1-0=1
den
1/0=?

dis was d qstion 1ce asked 2 RAJNIKANTH nd he said,
"I dnt kno!"

Thats why it's declared as

"Not Defined"..!

1. There are 62,000 miles of blood vessels in the human body – laid end to end they would circle the earth 2.5 times

2. At over 2000 kilometers long, The Great Barrier Reef is the largest living structure on Earth

3. The risk of being struck by a falling meteorite for a human is one occurrence every 9,300 years

4. A thimbleful of a neutron star would weigh over 100 million tons

5. A typical hurricane produces the energy equivalent of 8,000 one megaton bombs

6. Blood sucking hookworms inhabit 700 million people worldwide